Wine from the Fiend Folio

Name: Dis Tinto 2006
Region: Valencia
Location: south east of Spain
Frequency: Very Rare
Number Appearing: 1
Armor Class: 16.99 (on sale)
Move: so quickly
Hit Dice: 5
% In Lair: 14.5%
Treasure Type: Q (x3)
No. of Attacks: about 4
Damage/ Attack: palate drying
Special Attacks: 50 % Tempranillo, 50% Syrah
Special Defenses: nice label
Magic Resistance: Standard
Intelligence: Low
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Size: S (750 ml.)

Although usually invisible, this bottle of wine can materialise in the form of an animal, fire, a human being, and a mundane object. The most common depictions of this kind of wine show them as humanlike figures the size of small children. These morphed wines can live in human homes wearing the clothing of peasants, hunched and ugly, or may live on ships, smoke pipes and wear sailor clothing.

Legends tell of this wine as a house spirit of ambivalent nature; while it sometimes performs domestic chores, it can play malicious tricks if insulted or neglected.