Friday, October 17, 2008

And you thought you loved Oprah...


Well my friends, you haven't met OMRAH. Mmmmmmmmmm.

A shipwrecked 2005 drunken Shiraz hailing from the banks of Western Australia -this beauty is not one to make you get caught in the nets - she will have you riding on the high tide till you're looking for the message in the bottle - and this is what it says:
Lady in the streets. Freak in the sheets - just like Oprah.

Blueberries, plum, spice. At $21.99, a cast above my fiscal compass and let me tell you "knot" an eyepatch wasted. This little treasure chest will have you diving into your next glass like Arturo Miranda.

Will pair well with a cozy pair of your boyfriend's socks and/or a hilarious night beside the boats. Arrrrrr.

Docking in at 14.5% alcohol
Recommended for the sailor in all of us.
4 of 5



1 comment:

jim floorburn said...

shiver me timbers, ye scurvy dogs, and don't ferget to swab the poop deck. aye, cap'n.