Thursday, September 25, 2008

Night Harvest Merlot

A young, misguided braggart of a merlot, hailing from one of the best, and worst, places on earth: that old dog California.

I'll tell you the truth, as I see it: like American cars, American wines suck the big one. But in this case I'll be the first to say "it's not you - it's me". But secretly I know it's you.

Night Harvest was the bass player in Mamas and the Papas. Everyone knows that. Ripoff city.


13.5% alc./vol.
Rating: American

3 comments:

jim floorburn said...

looks sweaty and pompous. how much?

Blogalsky said...

Only $12! Great for starving artists.

Monsieur Orange said...

Nicely played sir!