Thursday, September 25, 2008

MY FIRST DRUNK


In 1985, I got drunk for the first time by a whole pile coming in a jug similar to this. I got drunk, kissed someone and then puked. I believe it was called Royal Red, but it could have been homemade. I acquired it for 5 dollars. It was very affordable.

5 comments:

B33PhD1P said...

that's it .... i'm posting my first drunk too.

it's sick.

jim floorburn said...

i simply MUST try this one. perhaps M. Orange has some cellared away?

Kelli said...

Royal Red - ahhh yes, a fine table wine for old folks, teenagers and drunkards alike. A versitile sipping, drinking or chugging wine. The empty bottle can be used for fake floral arrangements or pissing in.

1.5 of 5

wino11

WANGO said...

In these very same Royal Red bottles, i brewed my very first honey mead which took me a total of 4-5 months for the finished product.

Drinking time - 30 mins

... did not puke

Thanks GOD!

Monsieur Orange said...

Srry Floorburn. I do not have it cellared.

Currently, I have a tin of kippered herring at the bottom of my Murse.