Wednesday, December 24, 2008
white christmas
viognier, a white wine
13.5%
a white wine with a thick, viscous body, finally! it's got a hit of tannins buffered with a layer of peach nectar. according to the lable it goes well with shellfish and asian style food, i believe it. as it was, i was tossing the wine around with bites of liver pate and foil-wrapped triangle cheeses, not a great match. the pate fought with the heavy meloniness, and the cheese brought out the acidity like a 35 year old man in a cheap pizza shop. this wine is lovely as a snack on it's own, and sipping it looks classy to a set of teetotalling parents. a bottle of friday night in your purse!
$9.99
three and a half stars
Friday, December 19, 2008
Morande Reserva
Monday, December 15, 2008
it's done now

yellow tail from australlia, 2008
60% shiraz and 40%cabernet
13.5%
tasty like a piece of dark chocolate covered marzipan. not much attack. more reminiscent of an easter bunnies candy eye. i crave a stronger tannin and leather flavour from my wine, but if you'd like a wine that's sweet and easy then try this guy out. happened to go nicely with a tomato and mystery meat sauce.
Saturday, December 13, 2008
L'Orangerie !!
Chateau de Pennautier
style: Soft & Supple Reds
grapes: Cabernet Sauvignon / Merlot / Grenache
description: full-bodied, fruity, and full of the taste of rural France, but with an elegant finish ! Vivid ruby-red colour showing a nose dominated by red fruits (raspberry, redcurrant) with hints of blackcurrant leaves and cherry-stone, (cherry-stone ?) oh well.
country: France
region: Languedoc-Roussillon
producer: Chateau de Pennautier (Vignobles Lorgeril)

The Old Farm
Friday, December 12, 2008
Mystery Meat Bolognaise
Monday, December 1, 2008
South Africa


Sunday, November 30, 2008
Holiday Season Feelings
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Just Getting My Feet Wet

I'll be contributing, once I've done some more sampling.
Going to send Alyssa an invite also.
See ya on Tuesday if not before.
Jesse
What Are You Doin' Fer the Rest of Your Life?

Many a Goode Olde Tyme Had By All

Nary a goode tyme wasted. Come all ye who doth spendeth the goode tyme with thy friends and eateth all the lasagna. Cheers be to the future of our kynde, on the morrow may ye be guided by goode wine and necessary whimsy and voteth for thy mayor carefully, and with much humility and chagrin, as the Olympix cometh to towne. Not once, not twice, but thrice now hath we the opportunity to thwarth yon evil. Let us voteth and retire to breaketh a fast perhaps with pancakes?
-J. Floorburn
Thursday, November 13, 2008
you still gotta pay your damn terasen bill
hardy's
riesling & gewurztraminer
australlia 2007
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
maiden blog voyage
dunavar "connoiseur collection"
2006 pinot gris
hungary
$13.00ish at the cedar college
this little number is an unassuming tasty wine. it calls itself fashionable and elegant. the dunavar is not as classy as audrey hepburn, but might be able to pass for bridgit bardot. the wine feels like a soft summer apricot cloud on the tongue. and a delicate fruit salad on the nose. mellow like a marshmallow. a bit caramely. it tastes just as nice the next day with an afternoon of bookbinding and talking heads. i'd probably buy it again.
3/5
Monday, November 10, 2008
Playing Catch-up
Dos Fincas Vina Amalia, Argentinian 60% Cab, 40% malbec, 13.5% alc. $18.99 @ Liberty wine mechant, Granville Island. (Rumour has it this can be found slightly cheaper at the Liberty on Robson? [and yet another rumour has it this can be found even slightlier cheapier at the cold b&w at oak and 25th?])
Nose: Bitter rubber, summer lily, vanilla, fresh cut red cedar, Field's shoe department in August.
Mouth: Leather shoe unworn, long finish with a hint of banane, robust as pound cake, drink it with a fork.
Palate-ball: Fresh figs (good), Aged goat gouda (pretty good), chile pepper gouda (okay), strawberries (good), applewood smoked cheddar (highlight with strawberries), french brie (with this wine is like yougurt and fruit, so really good).
Rating: 3.85 of 5
-J. Floorburn
Saturday, November 8, 2008
Cono Sur Revisited and Comparerd


Keep goin the way we're goin. bicycle schmycicle. I think we canm agree that the inorganic cono sur is inferior to the organic. A bunch of wines drank in tandem will NOT corrupt each others flavours. The next one out-does or fails against it's predecessor. LARPing. In the woods and shit. Stanley Park one afternoon. If you are a dwarf, you dress up as a dwarf. When wine's on sale, take it.
-J. Floorburn
Monday, November 3, 2008
Sunday, November 2, 2008
The Joy of Painting
Seeds roasted at three twenty five for about fifteen minutes with olive oil, seasoning salt and curry powder makes a snack not unlike popcorn.
Most of this bottle was drank over "Ironman", the movie, and good humour was sufficiently sustained.
Rating: pretty good
-J. Floorburn
Friday, October 31, 2008
France Vs. Argentina
-J. Floorburn
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Another Go at B.C.?




Mediocre Label

This is my first attempt at 'Curb Appeal'. I chose this for the label but let me be clear: I do not like the label. B33phd1p was with me and said he has been avoiding this one for weeks because of the label, fair enough. Back at b33phd1p's ninth floor pad the air was fresh, the lap dog was excitable, the jack-o-lanterns glowing and the glasses clean. We set up a cheese board with figs and dates for later (we had three bottles and a date with wango apres work). Sitting on the patio we commenced aggressive sniffing. Amazing! The smell of vanilla was impossibly strong (which turned out to be true as there was a vanilla scented candle steadily burning a heavy corruption of our olfactories). B33phd1p put the candle out but the smell lingered. With our noses deep in our glasses and with very raucous laughter we both reported two very distinct stinks: wine and vanilla. I could definitely smell grapes, and not fresh ones either. This wine is way too acidic to have without food and it dried the tongue out like way oversteeped black tea. It also gets worse with breathing. One glass down and we recorked it with a loud: "NEXT!"
Rating: 1.2865 of 5
-J. Floorburn
P.S. Is that a bottle of Efes in the photo? I would greatly welcome a turkish beer at this point.
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
The Current Thing

At a recent party a couple of acquaintances of mine were drinking this tasty gaffer and they twice offered me a glass. I answered in a strong affirmative to both invitations but as I was already a bit tipsy (okay, i'll admit plastered)my response came out something like this: "yessh shertanly, I'm a journaliss you knoa! Nowsh my chanz to review it... haven tried it bafore." I no doubt drank those glasses and amazingly enough I sort of remembered what the bottle looked like so I could get one of my own when sober.
Amado Sur by Trivento 2006. 75% malbec, 15% syrah, 10% bonarda, and 14% alcohol. (Which I guess adds up to 114%.) Anyway, the colour is a deep cherry reddish-purple much like the inside of a blood orange. It smells of plum which is common but true with hints of caramel and hickory smoke. With a full round flavour and smooth, long finish it seems under-priced at $15.00. This is my current regular drinker. Argentina is killing it.
-J. Floorburn
Monday, October 27, 2008
HELLBENT 2006
In our possession now it is HELLBENT 2006 Red Wine.
In a small motor-car we recovered the miles of primeval forests of the Down Town's West End until the wooded ascent of the Barclay rise brought us to our home, Barclay Tower. This street bore an aspect more than usually sinister as we viewed it by night and without the accustomed crowds of locals and residents, we were often tempted to use the acetylene headlight despite the attention it might attract.
With this gourd, rumored to be 'from the vineyards just beyond the lake of fire', we returned to our room on the ninth floor of this dark tower, peaked-roofed, incredibly old, and crazily leaning backward, forward, and sideways.
It was a sense of routine which kept me from going mad when we uncorked the exquisite shiraz-cabernet. I had drilled myself in preparation for the crucial moment, and blind training saved me. Recognizing the soothing evil as no substance reachable by matter or material chemistry,
"triumphant silky tannins, godlike surges of deadly berry sweetness, and plum-y impressions of sound like the chirpings and murmurings of objects unknown on earth or in the solar system !"
hey, it's really good ! @ $16.99

Sunday, October 26, 2008
lilliputian delights
Cabernet Sauvingnon
hey now, look at this little fella...
it's the Emmanuel Lewis of Great Stuff !
we actually enjoyed our tiny portions of this bottle of wine fit for air travel.
250 ml.
$3.49
Wine from the Fiend Folio
Region: Valencia
Location: south east of Spain
Frequency: Very Rare
Number Appearing: 1
Armor Class: 16.99 (on sale)
Move: so quickly
Hit Dice: 5
% In Lair: 14.5%
Treasure Type: Q (x3)
No. of Attacks: about 4
Damage/ Attack: palate drying
Special Attacks: 50 % Tempranillo, 50% Syrah
Special Defenses: nice label
Magic Resistance: Standard
Intelligence: Low
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Size: S (750 ml.)
Although usually invisible, this bottle of wine can materialise in the form of an animal, fire, a human being, and a mundane object. The most common depictions of this kind of wine show them as humanlike figures the size of small children. These morphed wines can live in human homes wearing the clothing of peasants, hunched and ugly, or may live on ships, smoke pipes and wear sailor clothing.
Legends tell of this wine as a house spirit of ambivalent nature; while it sometimes performs domestic chores, it can play malicious tricks if insulted or neglected.
labels
i'm starting to realize that i cannot easily detect plum, blackberry, or spices in any glass of wine.
Monday, October 20, 2008
Curb Appeal (new feature, AHEM.. i said NEW FEATURE)
we do this, maybe you do this ....
... i encourage you to post a wine purely purchased on label alone.
it does not have to be the greatest label you've seen (obviously), but one that has at the very least caught your attention.
buy it. drink it , take a picture of it.
and i now pronounce ... "CURB APPEAL WEEK !" *

The Red Sedan
2006 Product of Australia
Shiraz (77%)Malbec(23%)
dense purples
fruit with long finish
sleek as a red sedan and smooth as a leather interior
* ('curb appeal week 'duration may last longer than one week...or much less !)
GOON BAG

Now I paraphrase for temporary substitute first time wine reviewing journalist and regular life-long dungeon master and super-hero animator Mr. Jesse Wilson (pictured next to me with a lovely [read: gross] fountain of said wine flowing down his non-professional yet experienced gullet).
Not all bad. Not overly bitter, nor sweet--which is good, but not quite as good as others. Metallic. Overall pretty good, mind you I'm hungry, it's late and I've been on a wine hiatus. (Here I offered jesse some brie for palate-ball. -ed.) Excellent! Life is good. Takes the edge off. (Then Jesse explained the drinking technique we see in the photo.) I like to drink it from a stream, after all Willy Wonka says chocolate tastes better when mixed by waterfall. Let it fill your mouth all the way before swallowing, I call it the "wine-stein". (HA HA! Now I offered sharp cheddar. -ed.) This cheese makes it brazen and crass.
There you have it. No rating. Not recommended, not discouraged. Somehow entirely enjoyed.
-J. Floorburn
P.S. Sorry for the recent narcissistic run of self-portraits.
Nighty night.
Fungus?!

Apparantly botrytis is a greyish mould one WANTS growing on grapes as it draws water out of the fruit thus concentrating flavours and sugars. I understand it is a dicey task of controlling the alcohol levels and will easily fall below official 'wine' standards (leaving one with a 'cider' or a 'cooler' perhaps?) Then, using God knows what procedure, the fungus and other impurities are removed, extracted, exiled, killed, 'shaken down', or sent to Abu Graib for all I know, and we are left with quite an amazing beverage, definitely for sipping not chugging.
Notice the golden colour. I tastes just like it looks plus apricotty, citrusy, leathery (in a good way), syrupy, spicy and a half million other things. W. D. himself contemplated: "one could virtually never run out of adjectives to describe this".
-J. Floorburn
Pascual Toso

The nose on this beauty has deep black cherry and even coffee if you wait for it. CLASSY. I figured by the smell it might taste a bit tannicky but lo: dry and smooth as silk. This can't be cheap but worth the probable splurge. An absolute pleasure.
-J. Floorburn
Friday, October 17, 2008
And you thought you loved Oprah...
Thursday, October 16, 2008
fishcage
South Eastern Austrailia
blackberry, plum, cherry oh my !
...we're off to drink this Viognier, this wonderful Viognier of Oz !...tralia
It is a Shiraz (93%) and Viognier (7%) ...the nose has spicy components, and the palate is all the before mentioned medly of fruit. but you knew that......
I initially considered cellaring this one until 2010. But alas... i opened it, and had a good glass ! I doubt it will be re-considered for re-cellaring at this time.
14$ alc./vol
750 ml.
%14.99
contains 'sulphites'
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
ahoy hoy !!

RED HEADED STEP SON
As if I were Geppetto, i found my son at the local Super Valu @ Davie. He was there, amongst the bright, bold and beautiful autumnesque pumkins. Lacking melanin and a pretty face, this albino was surely mine to find. With one foul swoop, we approached full, and complete adoption.
Casa de Campo Reserve Malbec Shiraz
It is Malbec and Shiraz, and my first impressions are pretty and nice. Wino11's first words upon tasting? "Mmm...lovely". Say no more, m'lady - say no more. I have favored Argentina's Trivento Shiraz for some time, and this sleek number has the same deep, sassy tonguecaress - but tempered with the ditzy hurrah of a young inbred Spanish malbec.
Blackberries. Butter. Caramel. Currant. Oh boy. Some acidity - but it fades, gently. Malbec and Shiraz have fairly generic reputations, but in this case the two commingle like Simon and Garfunkle. Or Hart and Mould, if you will - and I know you will.
Pictured with its white sister.

13.5 alc. / vol.
750 ml - $17
Rating: 3.9
Feels like: 3.9