South Africa

I have the internet. Now i have little time to devote to the little things like story, feelings. Regretably, standards have fallen in the realm of adult entertainment. "How's the smut business, Jacky?"-- That's what a guy in my dream asked me the other night.

Okay, I been trying the South African wine. Excelsior 2006 Cab Sav $15.99, 14.5%.

Purple shit. Dark cinnamon spicy-like. Smells and attacks like an Argentinian malbec but finishes like the French. There is some sort of abject flatness not unpleasant like cooked kidney beans.

Alright, I been tryin' another. Excelsior purebred red, 14.5%, $15.99.

Here's a blend. Uglier than his brother, but does the job as well. Drinkable without snacular-type nibbliar-like food items.

Ratings: Cuban cigars of wine.

-J. Floorburn